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Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Mr. Icky Cruise Give Fanning A Phone


Read Article Here.

Listen, this is not a good sign. Why do parents give in to getting children cell phones? To keep tabs. Wives give husband cell phones (well, did, before they were so common), to keep in touch. Family plans, frequently called number discounts. Cellular phones were popular for work, so your office could get in touch with employees whenever they were needed.

So, why would Cruise give Fanning a phone, when her parents wouldn't even comply?

The answer is something I don't even want to think about.

Hey, Dakota, this is a concerned friend calling. Keep your head on straight. Don't let your drinks out of your site. You may look up to him, but don't trust him. Ulterior motives abound. Proceed with caution. Phones are fun. Older men giving you attention feels fun, also. Don't do something you'll regret.

Give it a good hard thought: why on earth would he give you a phone?

1 Comments:

  • Screen your calls, Dakota, honey, screen your calls.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:47 PM  

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