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Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Show Me The Belly

So, I was looking at a picture of Angelina's belly tattoo earlier, and ruminating about how hot Latin is, when it dawned on me:

We have not once, since this "pregnancy" seen even a sliver of actual belly from Mz. Holmes.

We have seen bulge and button, muppet coats and scary grins, but no belly.

Even Melissa Joan Hart let slip some belly slivers, and she's a PRUDE.

We've seen your lopsided titties, HolmeGirl. Until I see that belly Demi-style, I will continue to call bullshit.


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