Getting a Woody

Woody Allen is on his third marriage.
Tom Cruise is about to start his third marriage.

Woody Allen never finished college.
Tom Cruise is skating by on only a high school diploma.

Woody Allen has spent at least thirty years undergoing psychoanalysis.
Tom Cruise is a psycho.

Woody Allen married Soon-Yi Previn, the adopted daughter of a woman he was dating.
Tom Cruise, well, is at least smart enough to find someone who looks striking like his adopted daughter to have "consentual heterosexual relations" with. So far.

But, what next, Tom? How far will you go?