The Afterbirth

Further Proof It Was A Pillow. "Two days before she gave birth, she splashed a wad of cash on some new togs - in her pre-pregnant size." Either that or she's delusional.

A Look At Syrian's Future. "In 11 years: Jealous of her father's increasingly close and creepy friendship with Dakota Fanning (now 22), Suri rebels and becomes best friends with Brooke Shields' daughter Grier, who shares her birthday. When Cruise learns the girls are in talks with a Fox exec about a pilot for a Simple Life-like reality show, he grounds her -- for life."

Nicole Congrats Katie, Shuns Tom.

Katie's Civilian Friends Try To Talk Sense Into Her. And you know we've hit hard times when I refer to Catholics as talking sense.