Tuesday, February 05, 2008

We're Back!

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We here at SaveDakota couldn't let a whole year go by without posting. Almost a year, sure, but now a whole year. So, here we are, bac...
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Tuesday, February 06, 2007

We Love You, Dakota...

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...But I wouldn't consider this inaccurate. The Dakota Fanning Show . Thank you Jon-O for the link.
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Friday, January 26, 2007

Ugh.

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NOBODY WANTS THIS.
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Thursday, January 25, 2007

"Don't You Want Devoted Followers?"

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A layman's guide to starting his very OWN money-grubbing, mind-control cult. Not that we're implying anything. pleasedontsueus

Can This Marriage Be Saved?!

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From the National Enquirer : Katie Holmes is so far under Tom Cruise’s control that insiders are calling her a “Stepford Wife.” The new issu...

Jesus Cruise?

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Tom Cruise Compared To Christ Tom Cruise has been named the new "Christ" of Scientology, according to the leaders of the religion...

Scientology Sends The Big Guns To Washington

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Scooter Libby Loves Tom Cruise During the anxious days of late spring 2003 inside the White House, as the rationale for the Iraq war was ero...
Wednesday, December 06, 2006

It's Like She Shops For Friends At The State Hospital

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I'm not entirely certain that this is the lesser of two evils. Dakota is like a MAGNET FOR THE CRAZY. Perhaps the time has come to expa...
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Friday, December 01, 2006

A Familiar Voice Sends An SOS

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You've seen GoFugYourself , right? Oh god, if not: YOU MUST. Anyways. ASK UNKLE FUGLY! So... God, I'm nervous even writing this. Oka...

Perhaps We Have Nothing To Fear

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While reading our very important daily headline news over at OhNoTheyDidn't! , SaveDakota ran across this image created by the talented,...

If You Find Yourself In New York....

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This holiday season, a jubilant cast of children celebrate the controversial Church of Scientology in uplifting pageantry and song. Portray...

Some Fanning News

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1. Maybe we should focus more on DRESSING Dakota, instead of saving her. Poor girl. 2. She hates Vegemite . 3. She thinks Tom Cruise is a...
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Where Is The Original Content?

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I know, I know, we here at SaveDakota have just been pasting and stealing, with very little original content? What can we say? Cruise is mar...
Thursday, November 30, 2006

You've Lost That Lovin' FEEEEEEELIN'!

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http://movies.msn.com/movies/hotgossip/11-20-06_5 Now that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have sealed their conspiracy-crammed coupling with an...