Further Proof We Weren't The Only Ones Considering This

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Did Katie "I'm as virginial as Britney Spears was when she was feigning innocence" Holmes try to run for her life when presented with this offer? And did a desperate Tom "Icky Creepy Drooly Old Man" Cruise, whose next option was the eleven-year-old Dakota Fanning, finally snap?

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That kiss pic reminds me of the Michael Jackson/Lisa Marie Presley kiss, with the accompanying Ew. In another decade, when he is in his 50s, he probably WILL be dating Dakota Fanning.

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There's a Free Katie site up and running. Next: Save Dakota!