katie can't remember....will dakota's memory be next???
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Just one night after Tom "Icky Creepy Drooly Old Man" Cruise lamely climbed atop Jay Leno’s couch to continue his crusade against romantic credibility, publicity partner Katie "I'm as virginial as Britney Spears was when she was feigning innocence" Holmes sat down with Dave Letterman (and this time, we watched…sigh) to fulfill her contractual obligations…to love, of course:
Holmes wasn’t nearly so effusive when it came to responding to other queries — like the ones about her man being so much older and shorter than she is.“That’s never crossed my mind,” she told Letterman tersely when he asked about the age difference. Cruise is 42 and Holmes is 26.
The height question was met with puzzled expressions before Holmes finally told the comic that she didn’t know what he was talking about.
In case you didn’t see the show, it seems that disparities in height and age aren’t the only off-limits topics. Letterman completely stumped Holmes by asking her how she met the man with whom she’s fallen so hopelessly, unconvincingly in love (in the mere six weeks since they’ve known each other, according to her count). Apparently, Cruise’s sister/publicist hasn’t yet vetted (pun unintentional) a story, since Holmes never answered the question, instead stammering out something about the incredible chemistry at their undisclosed first encounter, and eventually trying to burn up time with an endless anecdote about her misadventures swimming with dolphins. (With her man, of course. They’re nothing if not sporty.)
However they initially came together, Cruise’s pitch must’ve been more successful than the one he allegedly made to Jessica Alba. Thank L. Ron that he didn’t get a chance to spoil that particular set of fantasies for everybody.
Just one night after Tom "Icky Creepy Drooly Old Man" Cruise lamely climbed atop Jay Leno’s couch to continue his crusade against romantic credibility, publicity partner Katie "I'm as virginial as Britney Spears was when she was feigning innocence" Holmes sat down with Dave Letterman (and this time, we watched…sigh) to fulfill her contractual obligations…to love, of course:
Holmes wasn’t nearly so effusive when it came to responding to other queries — like the ones about her man being so much older and shorter than she is.“That’s never crossed my mind,” she told Letterman tersely when he asked about the age difference. Cruise is 42 and Holmes is 26.
The height question was met with puzzled expressions before Holmes finally told the comic that she didn’t know what he was talking about.
In case you didn’t see the show, it seems that disparities in height and age aren’t the only off-limits topics. Letterman completely stumped Holmes by asking her how she met the man with whom she’s fallen so hopelessly, unconvincingly in love (in the mere six weeks since they’ve known each other, according to her count). Apparently, Cruise’s sister/publicist hasn’t yet vetted (pun unintentional) a story, since Holmes never answered the question, instead stammering out something about the incredible chemistry at their undisclosed first encounter, and eventually trying to burn up time with an endless anecdote about her misadventures swimming with dolphins. (With her man, of course. They’re nothing if not sporty.)
However they initially came together, Cruise’s pitch must’ve been more successful than the one he allegedly made to Jessica Alba. Thank L. Ron that he didn’t get a chance to spoil that particular set of fantasies for everybody.
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