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Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Could Tom And Katie's Love Exist In A Vaccuum?

No, but it probably existed in a test tube.

The most recent issue of the National Enquirer raises the question of a test tube baby.

We here at SaveDakota still firmly belive Katie's strapping on a prosthetic pooch, but if--and that's a big "if"--she actually is carrying a child, and if--that's a far bigger "if"--it is genetically the spawn of Mr. Cruise, then, certainly it's a test tube baby. His scared turtle wouldn't go near any sort of bearded clam. It's alergic to shellfish.


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