Save Dakota Fanning!

Monday, October 03, 2005

Where Is Tom?

It seems the star fucker and her beard have gone into hiding. Well, "hiding" for them involves not having mouth sex in public and spray painting the Hollywood sign with "I am straight" "I Love This WOMAN."

Besides, with the hill salive with the sound of fire, nobody really cares.

Except us. We're keeping our eye(s) on Dakota. If she goes missing, there's cause for concern. I don't trust Cruise's beady eyes. Like a rodent. And short, too.


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