It has to be addressed

So, Renée Zellweger and Kenny Chesney split up. I don't need a link for that.

But, let's look at rumors as to why they split up:
1. He was too controlling
2. He didn't want to have a baby
3. Gay.

Hmmmm.

Sound familiar?

Controling? Check.
No babies? Adopted. Sterile. No sex with women. Whatever the reason, check.
Gay. Check.

Hey, "Kate," and future Dakota, remember, if all else *cough*judgment*cough* fails, anullment is your FRIEND.

And also, if you really want to be asian, you can.