Save Dakota Fanning!

Monday, September 19, 2005

It has to be addressed

So, Renée Zellweger and Kenny Chesney split up. I don't need a link for that.

But, let's look at rumors as to why they split up:
1. He was too controlling
2. He didn't want to have a baby
3. Gay.


Sound familiar?

Controling? Check.
No babies? Adopted. Sterile. No sex with women. Whatever the reason, check.
Gay. Check.

Hey, "Kate," and future Dakota, remember, if all else *cough*judgment*cough* fails, anullment is your FRIEND.

And also, if you really want to be asian, you can.


  • This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:12 AM  

Post a Comment

<< Home