War Of The Worlds Comes To DVD

Remember when the movie opened? Remember those couch jumping facial sores days? When each hour had a new photo/crazy stunt/shocking revealation?

And now what? Well, the "pregnancy."

But, the movie is coming out on DVD. What crazy stunt wil Cruise use to boost sales? Will the "baby" be "lost"? Will the smaller prosthetic belly be put up on ebay? Will Katie be caught using nyQuil? Will Cruise's super human powers be revealed?