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Thursday, December 01, 2005

A Little Chinese Lesson For Tom

So, reports have it that Cruise knows a little Chinese.

We here at SaveDakota do, too.

Did you know, that "bullshit" in Chinese sounds very close to "Go Pee!" (with tones and emphasis). This literally means "dog fart" (thus, the "go" means "dog," as many animals in Chinese have the same name as the sound they make. Cat = Mao. Duck=Yadzur).

But, I digress. Bullshit=go pee.

And what do pregnant people do a lot? Go pee.

We here at Save Dakota are calling official Bullshit.

Yes, Cruise, I call bullshit on you.

Proof the bump or cut the crap.


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