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Thursday, February 23, 2006

In Honor Of Dakota's Birthday....

-Katie's friends and family worry about Tom's controlling ways, and dragging her "pregnant" ass across the globe to prove he's hetero
-Then again, Katie is worshiping the LRon like there's no tomorrow. Hmmm, maybe they know something we don't know
-Finally, Cruise endangered Holmes' health. By existing, being controlling, giving her the Herp, having a perma-grip on her arm, contantly rubbing her stomach for the cameras, and banging the pool boy.

and what is UP with that nipple? Or, should I say, down.


  • Why does she have a kazoo in her hand?!? I don't know what it does if she blows it, but I don't trust it. If we see Dakota with a kazoo, we know all is lost.

    By Anonymous Other, at 6:54 PM  

  • She is either stabbing/injecting/inflating the "baby" with the kazoo or repelling the nipple with it. So, this is either evil or a powerful weapon for good.

    By Anonymous Other, at 7:01 PM  

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