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Friday, April 14, 2006

Liar


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Despite Katie "I'm as virginial as Britney Spears was when she was feigning innocence" Holmes' Catholic upbringing, there will be no baptism for the first fruit of her labor.

"You can be Catholic and be a Scientologist. You can be Jewish and be a Scientologist," Tom "Icky Creepy Drooly Old Man" Cruise--movie star and male half of the relationship otherwise known as TomKat--told Diane Sawyer in an interview scheduled to air Friday on ABC's Primetime. "But we're just Scientologists."

While it was announced last summer that Holmes had been taking some Scientology classes, this particular revelation was the couple's (of which Cruise is the given spokesperson) first public acknowledgment that Holmes has fully jumped on her man's belief bandwagon.

For instance, talk about the couple's Scientology practice has sparked rumors that there's discord between Holmes and her family. Depending on what you're reading on what day, the parents of the 27-year-old Dawson's Creek alumna are very unhappy that she has embraced Cruise's religion of choice, or they're fine with it.

"Absolutely, yes," Cruise answered, when asked if Holmes' parents, Martin and Kathleen, approved of Scientology. He's close with "the whole family," the Golden Globe winner said.


Riiiiiiiiiiight.

Because Catholics are accepting. Suuuuuure.

But will there be painkillers if need be, even though Scientology seems to frown on certain types of medication?

"Whatever the woman wants," said Cruise


LIAR.

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