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Thursday, April 06, 2006

Quick Like Bunnies

  • Media sources who have been watching her shop, visit Yahoo, and go to a recent sporting event, commented on how easily Katie moves around, and hops into vehicles. Women in their 9th month do not move like this, nor do they wear regular tight jeans. Her 'pregnant' stomach is too high!

  • More conspiracy theories. (Though, they claim these theories are "new." Far from it.)

  • Cruise clones himself, errr, buys Katie a second big ole dummy, to keep her pie hole stuffed.

  • Apparently, pillows can be female.

  • Tom's dad, school yard bullies, gave tom some "medicine".

  • "Holmes ...seemed dazed, passive and vacant. She never stopped smiling."


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