Suckling The Fame Teat

Macaulay Culkin is more popular thank Cruise

Decoy Belly, Decoy Cars. "Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes used decoy cars to leave the hospital after their daughter was born."

KATIE HOLMES USES DRUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay, so she did while giving birth. WHy is that okay, Tom?

It's Easy To Rebound From A Fake Pregnancy. More unwed mohters should try it.

Cruise Loves "Real Child" More Than Adopted Babies.