Cruise And Holmes Consider Real Baby, A BeachBall Baby Goes Flat

Rumor has it, Cruise wants to pretend to like vagina yet again. Supposedly, the couple are ready to go for baby 2, even though we've seen no proof there is, or ever was a baby number one.

Maybe, like the third olsen twin, it will get eaten by baby #2 before the wedding.

I can't wait for more terribly fake bellies and prominant nursing bras.