Chicken Bone Girl "Meets" Delicious Baby

It's a good thing Posh Spice refuses to eat anything other than hydrogen atoms and pubic hair, because she met the deliciously scrumptious "Baby Suri," who survived fully intact. Reports claim that, as soon as Death Face Posh entered the room, Suri screamed until she was silenced by her twin brother a pillow, because children are seen and feasted upon, not heard.

"Apparently they can't take any photographic equipment, they're banned from touching Suri and they're not allowed to do any baby-talk around her."

SO many things to say...