Save Dakota Fanning!

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Paramount to Hire Fanning

Word of Paramount dumping Cruise could have far-reaching implications.

They should give recently available monies to Dakota Fanning and let her make her own movies. Said movies will be titled "Movies Where I Scream Lots," "Movies Where I am Far Wiser Than The Adults," and "Movies Where I am In Danger," and "Movies Where I Befriend Retarded People and/or Animals." Occasionally, movies will be THE SAME MOVIE.


  • I was so glad to see Mr. Cruise finally get the bitchslap he so royally deserves .. I hope he doesnt' get to make another movie for at least 40 years!

    By Blogger Reel Fanatic, at 3:13 PM  

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