Sex Ed. Recap

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she was offered the role again last month when Tom Cruise’s new love, Katie Holmes, pulled out.

Katie, Katie, Katie, didn't you mamma ever tell you that the pull out method NEVER works.

Tom won't even stick it in you (he must respect his cock), and you're pulling out of movies for him? Because he doesn't want you to be someone else's muse, even in a movie.

Pee Ess, I've seen pictures of you topless. More than Mr. Cruise wants to see! Ha!

PPS: Taking a closer look at the picture, maybe that is the little reason Mr. Cruise likes to rub up against you.