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Thursday, July 28, 2005

Another Casualty of TomKat's Unrepentant Love

Read at Defamer.com's PrivacyWatch:

... [t]hen, there’s our favorite high-foreheaded star of seasons past, Dawson himself, James van der Beek. At the Canoga Park Costco, hiding under a hat and a scraggly beard, stocking up on many bottles of Veuve Clicquot and Ketel One. I’d like to say it looked like he was planning a party, but I’d rather imagine him at home, watching Katie and Tom rolling all over each other on The Insider while drinking himself into a stupor, muttering, "Joey, my Joey," over and over again.

Remember, Dakota: When you say "YES!" to Cruise, you don't only hurt yourself ... you hurt all of the fictional, rumored, and former loves that have ever yearned or pretended to yearn for you. IS IT WORTH IT?!

1 Comments:

  • I PERSONALLY THINK TOM GOT SO WACKY OVER KATIE BECAUSE IT'S THE FIRST GIRL/WOMAN HE COULD GET INTO SCIENTOLOGY FULLTIME!!REMEMBER SHE ALWAYS LOVED HIM!!YA RIGHT,THEN GROW UP KATIE BEFORE HE CONTROL'S YOU LIKE THE ROBOT THEY'VE MADE HIM INTO!!
    HE NEED'S TO KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT ABOUT DEPRESSION,MEDICATION ETC. HE'S BECOME A TOTALLY WACKY SPOKEPERSON FOR THAT HOLLYWOOD GROUP.IF IT CHANGES ALL THEIR LIVES SO MUCH HOW COME NONE OF THEM SEEM HAPPY EXCEPT JOHN & KELLY TRAVOLTA!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:12 AM  

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