Note to Katie: To Much Padding Too Soon

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A fellow parent who saw the couple told Britain's Daily Mail newspaper: "She had a very considerable bump, and you could see her belly button through her floaty top. To me she looked more like a girl who was five months pregnant than three.If she does still have six months of her term left to go, she is going to be as big as a house by the time the baby arrives."

Kate, if you're going to pretend to be carrying the spawn of idiot boy, at least do a good job of faking it.