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Friday, October 07, 2005

Tom Cruise: The Next Nicolas Cage?
























Forget John Travola. Let's look at the facts.

Cruise is way older than Katie.
Cage is way older than Alice.
Cruise has been married twice before.
Cage had been married twice before.
Cruise was engaged two months after "meeting" Katie.
Cage was engaged two months after meeting Alice.
Cruise, supposedly, actually inserted his penis in Katie, as she's pregnant.
Cage's Alice just had a baby, named after Superman.
Cruise is Scientolocult's biggest promoter.
Cage married devout Scientologist Lisa Marie Presley.

Coincidence?

I think not.

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