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Wednesday, October 05, 2005

a theory

Okay, Jessica and Nick breaking up. Big news. Headline worthy.

Tom: Oh, shit, haven't been in the news, and everyone STILL thinks I'm gay. Okay, Katies, whoops, sorry, I'm supposed to be calling you "kate," you be "pregnant," which will be huge--

Katie: But my church will--

Tom: 5 mill and fame, or rural ohio remembering you're catholic?

Katie: ....

Tom: So, you're pregnant. That should earn us a few months. You "miscarry." Sympathy. You're depressed. Vitamins and scientology help you out. The world loves us.

Katie: ....

Tom: Hey, sis? Call up People.

posted by Save Dakota Fanning! at 2:09 PM

9 Comments:

  • I thought that Tom Cruise could not make children and that is why his first wife left him and he adopted two children with Nicole. So how come now all of a sudden his girlfriend turns up pregnant?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:24 PM  

  • I noticed the same thing I think the tabloids in fact came up with he couldn't have children and it was probably her that couldn't???

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:55 AM  

  • I always heard, Nicole just did not want to mess up her body with having children, this is why they adopted. Tom could no longer handle that situation...hence the Tom and Nicole break-up.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:05 PM  

  • Tom Cruise can't have one wife Katie isn't even married to him and he might leave her for another women. He left his other children and for being married for eight years. I also think why didn't he have kids with Nicole I mean he adopted also it might be Nicole but I am not sue if its his child or not.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:35 PM  

  • I think Tom Cruise needs to be single. He had two kids with Nicole and he left her and being married for eight years. I really don't think Nicole wanted to have kids I mean what if Katie's child is Tom's. Also it might be another's child but who's?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:40 PM  

  • I read a very long time ago that Tom had had a football injury and could not have children..and his first wife Mimi Rogers didn't have a child with him while they were married, but she remarried and had a baby..supposedly Nicole and him adopted their children because he couldn't have kids, but reportedly she had a miscarriage when they separated..what is up with all of that?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:52 AM  

  • Didn't Tom divorce Nicole when she lost that baby 'cuz he was sterile.Maybe he should be kissin Nicole a__ now.Or maybe Katies isn't his.Or maybe she's alot easier than most people think lets see did she get pregnant on a drunken first date probly!!!Who really cares Tom is just goin through his midlife crisis Katies excuse young and well u know

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:42 AM  

  • TomKat land is old news. He is such a showboat. And he gets shorter every year. His acting is blasse'. All of his, "kate", ufo religion, ego, couch jumping antics are too much. I turn the channel when I see him on tv before my stomach does it for me.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:57 AM  

  • TOM IS WANTING TO FEEL YOUNG AND POPULAR AGAIN. THIS IS WHY AND HOW A YOUNGER WOMAN CAPTURED HIS HEART. SHE MAKES HIM FEEL LIKE HE'S STILL SOMETHING, INSTEAD OF REALITY WHER HIS TIME IN THE LIMELIGHT STARTS TO DIM

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:42 PM  

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