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Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Takes One To Know One

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Sharp-tongued comedienne JOAN RIVERS has labelled TOM CRUISE's fiancee KATIE HOLMES talentless - and believes her engagement to the megastar is her wisest career move to date.

The notoriously rude Rivers believes Cruise's former partners exploited the WAR OF THE WORLDS star to boost their own status, and maintains the DAWSON'S CREEK beauty will be no different.

She says, "Each woman has done very well by him - NICOLE KIDMAN and PENELOPE CRUZ. So this one, Katie Holmes, who doesn't seem to have much talent, is probably the luckiest of all.

"I saw her in BATMAN BEGINS and, let's just say, she better hang on to Tom for a while!"


and, in another Rivers interview

I’ve obviously got her started on a theme and she quickly dismisses Brad Pitt, calls Angelina Jolie “pelican lips” and knocks Tom Cruise for being so daft about being in love with Katie Holmes.

“All that jumping up and down on sofas, the girl must have a trick pelvis!”

A trick pelvis, or some hidden candy?


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