Spawn of Stupid

Well, the inevitable Katie Holmes Is Pregnant rumors have started up again.

Well, in the most recent pictures of the two, she has a baggy sweater on. OMFGBBQ SHE'S HIDING A BULGE.

Look at her itty bitty titties, people.

She's not pregnant. She's just been slouching lately, to not appear taller than her master finace. Bad posture = bigger gut. Didn't Seventeen magazine teach you anything?