Valentines Day For Books

Odds that:
Cruise will buy Katie a small island..........6:1
The couple will dine atop the Eiffel tower, to relive the proposal.........4:1
Cruise will buy out all the tickets to Disneyland to watch his child bride frolic...8:1
Katie will buy Cruise something/anything......23:1
A ride on Katie's jet/birthday gift will be involved......2:1
Katie will purchase coffee......1:1
The couple will finally admit it was all a ruse......1,000,000,000:1
Tom will buy some lavish gift for the pillow-fetus....15:1
No one will care.......1:1