Scientology At The Oscars

"And that is why I think Scientology is right, not just for this city, but for the country."

Oh, Jon Stewart, we love you.

Where, I ask, were KatieKate and Tom?

Well, since both of their recent movies were shlock, they weren't allowed anywhere near the Oscars. Actually, neither were Kirstie Alley, Travolta & Wife, or that guy who played Hyde and his brother.

Scientology was severly lacking in representation at the Oscars.

Why?

Scientologists don't find Jon Stewart funny.

aka

Scientologists lack an intelligent sense of humor.

Which explains so very, very much.