Joan Rivers Knows Fake When She Sees It

You don't know the history of ugly. Joan Rivers does.



The US comedienne singled out the five-month-old daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes during her comic routine at top venue Cutting Room, in Manhattan, on Wednesday night (09.20.06). Referring to Suri's appearance and thick head of hair in the family's recent Vanity Fair photo shoot, Rivers said: "She's obviously Asian and wears a wig." Rivers - who is renowned for her cutting comments - also took a shot at new mother Angelina Jolie. She exclaimed: "She can catch fish in her big lower lip." Her comments come as the "Tomb Raider" actress and her partner Brad Pitt launched their own charity to help tackle extreme poverty and the spread of AIDS. The Jolie/Pitt Foundation has already given $1 million to the Global Action for Children and another $1 million to Doctors Without Borders. The couple, who are well known for their humanitarian work, have two adopted children - Maddox, five, and 18-month-old Zahara - and one biological daughter, four-month-old Shiloh Nouvel."