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Friday, December 01, 2006

Where Is The Original Content?

I know, I know, we here at SaveDakota have just been pasting and stealing, with very little original content?

What can we say? Cruise is married or whatever. He may be a sleaze, but he's not the type to cheat on his wife. Well, not with a female, at least. So, while we'll keep an eye on the Cruise Situation for you, it's not such a pressing concern as it was about a year ago when we started this campaign.

Ms. Fanning has remained safe, and is growing into quite a pretty young lady, despite fears of her getting ugly as she approached puberty.

That's not to say we're going to become one of the masturbating fan sites, gushing and crap. But, also, do not fear. We will not become the petty streets of PerezHiltonville. No, we could never stoop that low.

Here's a little news roundup:
  • Will Smith has turned his back on pal Tom Cruise's efforts to convert him to Scientology because he doesn't want to upset his late grandmother
  • Rumor has it, Tom and Katie will release some terrible duet couple album. If it's going to be anything like "Ebony and Ivory," I'll preorder right now.
  • Selfnamed JLo (we're still a little upset she actually pulled that off), realizing that if Scientology can't stop Cruise from shooting blanks, it can do anything, turns to the cult for help
  • ‘‘A Very Merry Unauthorized Children’s Scientology Pageant.”Presented by Boston Theatre Works at the Boston Center for the Arts’ Plaza Theatre, through Dec. 16.
  • Man claims Scientology the modern Buddhism. No one cares.
  • "a pan, a comb, perhaps a cat" Further proof that Scientology is the best practical joke every played on retarded famous people.


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