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Monday, November 20, 2006

About That Wedding Picture

Did he make her hunch way down?! She looks slouchy and bent-kneeish. It looks like her dress is dragging the ground. Plus, it looks like there's a slight bump near the knee area. It looks like she's hunching. They probably dug a nice hole for her to plant her feet in.

Is Tom's masculinity so intertwined with his height that he can't have his wife an inch or two taller? I kind of hope so, because that will make him even more pathetic than he already is, and I looooooove a pathetic Tom "Icky Creepy Drooly Old Man" Cruise.


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