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Thursday, August 11, 2005

This Just In: No One Wants to Look at You


(Read Article Here)

Apparently, the people at Mission Impossible: 3 tried to save the public the butteye sore that is Tom Cruise, but covering him in a big black tarp. "Let the public seeeeeeeeeeee meeeeeeeeeeeeeee," he whined, and ordered them to take it down, or he's sic his lawyers/alien friends on them.

Wow, if he were gay, he'd be such a demanding diva.

Oh, wait.

3 Comments:

  • Thank you for joining in the Tom hatred. My personal dream is that one of the poor members of that cult, I'm sorry, I mean 'religion', who suffers from what we on planet Earth recognize as 'paranoid schizophrenia' and as a Scientologist, is unmedicated and treated with vitamins and water and being locked in a room (exponentially increasing their paranoia) will then stab Cruise to death. This poor individual will be found not guilty due to mental defect, and will then receive the appropriate care and be able to have a semblence of a life, unlike they'll ever get in that cult.

    By Blogger Foxglove, at 11:01 PM  

  • Wow. I didn't know about that. Veryyyyyy interesting.

    By Blogger Save Dakota Fanning!, at 8:51 AM  

  • That's awful.

    By Blogger berriewine, at 9:33 AM  

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