Since I'm hung over, and nothing's happening in the news.

So, last night I was watching that terrible First Daughter or whatever movie that KatieKate was in with Michael Keaton. I just about died when I saw that he was in this movie. What is this world coming to.

I couldn't help but watch the movie. In doing so, I discovered how much I absolutely hate Katie Holmes. Everything about her annoys me completely. She has bad teeth. Her eyes are all droopy. And that goddamn half smile. I want to punch her.

But, even with my fist all on punchy mode, I still think she's better than Tom Cruise.