He's Just Respecting The Cock

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Hollywood actress Mimi Rogers split from her ex-husband Tom Cruise because he refused to have sex and wanted to become a monk.

Are you sure he didn't say alter boy?

Any man who pretends to be straight, but won't have sex with Mimi Rogers, is a sick, sick individual.

But, who can blame him for wanting to be a monk? If movies have taught me anything, monks can spit the ninja juice, and levitate. Sweet.