More on the subject of rumors

So, Saturday night, we had a few people over for a BBQ. One of the people invited claimed to be an "insider" in the entertainment industry. Okay, she does make-up on porn sets. And maybe other sets.

She claimed to have the greatest insider knowlege about Tom Cruise.

Get this: He offered Holmes a FIVE MILLION DOLLAR CONTRACT.

Wow. That is HUGE NEWS. That we have NEVER HEARD BEFORE. *GASP*

Really? Doubtful.

What's more likely? Katie Holmes is a fame whore with rose colored glasses who gets to make out with the man she's had a crush on her whole life, and likely is the submissive in her relationships, which would account for him leading her around with the death grip. And Tom Cruise a manipulative rich man trying to keep himself off the b-list.

Makes far more sense.