Not Robbie Williams!

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Robbie Williams is smart, kind of hot, and smarmy as fuck. Robbie Williams makes music videos about tearing away a guy's flesh. MTV refuses to air them.

Robbie William may well believe in space aliens. That's fine with me.

But Robbie Williams the Scientologist? I won't stand for it.

I stood idly by when Travolta and Kirstie Alley admited their cultish fault. I poked fun as crazy man Cruise. I didn't even bat an eyelash with rumors of converting Oprah.

But Robbie Williams is COOL.

"I've got pretty much everything in life except for love. I think I need a proper relationship to save me from scientology. Maybe it's because I'm single and alone, but I feel I'm in a spiritual full at the moment," he added.

Sign me up for that class. I will save you, Robbie. I will ride the Williams train. Rrrrrrow.

(here's to hoping this is a fame-monger ploy to get more ass)