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Monday, April 17, 2006

The (Tom Cruise Is) Short End Of The Stick

  • Cruise installs home hospital. I call bullshit on this one, as it says it only cost $255,000, whereas his home sonogram machine was reportedly more than that.

  • Or maybe they're only considering having it at home.

  • E-mail is as bad as prozac. "Cruise was first introduced to e-mail on the set of the first 'Mission Impossible' film but has never taken to it." Some of the younger cast members would sneak off behind the set to "do email." Cruise, wanting to be cool, and make friends, tried The Email, and soon found himself addicted. He then submitted himself to a detox program, and have never done The Email since.

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