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Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Short End Of The....Stick

  • Don't Forget To Ask Ellen Questions. The more she knows...
  • Tom Cruise Isn't Half The Woman Brooke Sheilds Is. And, she's not a douche. Unlike some people.
  • Flying Is Cruise's Favorite Stress Buster. Mine is knocking up vacant chicks.
  • Everyone Hates Tom. Insert Bomb Joke Here.
  • Katie Holmes is officially changing her name to Kate. Um, actually, since Katie is nickname, and her real name is Katherine, she's not officially doing anything, except being an idiot.
  • Anorexia Is Good For Breast Milk. Oh, wait, Scientologists don't believe in nursing.

  • 1 Comments:

    • you've GOT to watch Tom Cruise do the white man's shuffle on BET - I'm dying!!
      http://hollywoodconspiracy.blogspot.com/

      By Anonymous Hollywood Conspiracy, at 9:39 AM  

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