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Monday, July 17, 2006

Not Gay You Say? No Way!

According to Man Law, men are only allowed to hug if their penises are as far away from each other as possible. Well, straight men at least.

To further add question to Cruise's sexual preference, check out his style of hugging, as pictured on 7/15/06:

This is in clear violation of Straight Man's Law 17-4A.

As though we needed more proof that the only vagina Tom touched was when he slithered out of the womb.


  • It looks like Tom is holding a gigantic dildo.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:40 PM  

  • tell me the reail reason why you dont
    like tom and why you whant to save dakota so bad. ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:11 PM  

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