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Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Tom/Katie Wedding This Weekend

So, they're getting married this weekend. In Rome. Blah Blah Blah. Watch me quote from news articles.

The 44-year-old actor and Holmes, 27, are set to marry in an undisclosed Italian location Saturday. Speculation on the location has focused on Odescalchi Castle on Lake Bracciano, near the capital. The romantic, 15th-century castle, with its halls and gardens, can host up to 1,400 guests.

blah blah blah

Despite reports that Katie's parents were upset when she converted to Scientology, ABC News has learned that Katie's father will give her away.

blah blah blah. why are you still reading this blog? who even cares about them anymore?

The 27-year-old Katie will wear a wedding gown made by one of the wedding's guests, designer Giorgio Armani.

Other stars planning to attend the event are actor Will Smith and wife Jada Pinkett Smith. Andrea Bocelli, the famous tenor from Tuscany, is expected to perform.

etc, etc.

Oh, looks like Oprah wasn't invited.

I still keep waiting for Tom to get real.

Hey, everyone, I'm straight. PSYCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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