Katie: Smaller, Less Offensive Ceremony

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Apparently, Katie isn't super keen on having the shamWedding Of The Century.

We all know Cruise likes things big. *wink*

But for a virgin (to weddings, of course!) like Katie, starting out small is probably a better idea. It's the same concept as the two-finger prime. I've heard.

A source told a newspaper: "We don't think Katie will go through with this marriage."

It's not too late, Katie. I'm sure Chris will take you back. Plus, hello, he's taller and not FUCKING GROSS. Ummm, I mean, fucking psycho. "Gross" just sort of slipped out.