Guess Who's Back?

We here at SaveDakota have been on a mini vacation. But, we're back, so, let's play catch-up with the news, shall we?


-Charlotte Church is defending the bearded couple. Welsh Church once met the Hollywood hunk backstage on US TV's THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO and was bowled over by his sincerity. Meeting someone once does not mean he'd never lie about his sexuality or pay a woman to try to boost his career. If Church were friends with the couple, maybe I wouldn't be so cynical (okay, I would), but you met him once, okay? You're not an authority on the matter.

-A Christmas Wedding? The star couple, who got engaged in May after a whirlwind two-month romance, are reportedly planning to tie the knot on the special day because they both love the festive holiday so much. Well, clearly they don't love it for the whole BabyJesus thing, or they wouldn't be pulling people out of the worship to worship them instead. I wonder what Katie's Catholic family thinks of this.

-TomKate's first SO VERY IN LOVE MOVIE: Somewhere else TOM CRUISE and KATIE HOLMES may be starring in a remake of the Hong Kong action film "Naked Weapon". Go away.

-Katie Will Make Own Wedding Arrangments. Top Gun star Tom Cruise has revealed his fiancee Katie Holmes will do her own floral arrangements when they wed. Apparently, shedding blood before the wedding is a typical alien ritual.