Stolen With Grace

Tom Cruise says he's going to the eat the baby's placenta

I think he's just playing chicken with the media, at this point. Everyone's finding ways to doubt the legitimacy of this baby, and Tom's just giving it right back to us, not backing down one step.

"No baby?? You think so?? I'm gonna eat the fucking placenta! I'm gonna eat it right there! I'm gonna go down on my wife while she's in labor, and suck the placenta out and spit out the baby! I'm gonna tie the umbilical cord into a bow with my tongue! And Katie has to shutup the whole time! I wanna be a lady! OH SHIT, I mean, I'M IN LOVE WITH A PLACENTA!"

Stolen verbatim from My Favorite Peter.