Save Dakota Fanning!

Friday, July 22, 2005

"I only want you to wear flats because I CARE."

While we at Save Dakota might applaud TommyTom's choice to show us that TRUE FOR REAL FOREVER LOVE! knows no boundaries, hideous physical defects or moments of misguided self-determination aside, we can't help but worry ... Dakota has a lot of growing to do, and should she begin to rival his massive five-foot two-inch frame, will she find herself similarly hobbled?
DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO DAKOTA!

3 Comments:

  • LOL. Blisters from wearing flats,,,the countdown begins.
    A girl can only hunch over to accommodate a short guy for so long. That's why Nicole told Letterman, coyly, that now she could wear high heals, at last!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:45 PM  

  • Katie Holmes has a wine colored birthmark the size of a (flying) saucer on her buttcheek.
    Maybe Tom really IS smitten by the alien connection?
    Could this be a SIGN???????LOL
    http://www.starmagazine.com/people/61638

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:01 PM  

  • Dude! Where is the pinky toe on her right foot? It's like her knotty toes grew into one large toe mass. Yeeesh.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:48 PM  

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