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Monday, July 18, 2005

Nicole: A Victim Of The Tom Cruise Machine ... CRAZY Machine!

From Page Six:

DID Nicole Kidman become deeply immersed in Scientology before she became disenchanted and quit the quirky "religion"? Scientology insiders tell PAGE SIX Kidman didn't just "take a few courses" while married to ex-husband Tom Cruise, as was commonly assumed, but actually reached an elite level of the religion called "OT II" that only select Scientologists attain. The extent of Kidman's involvement was kept under wraps, our spies tell us, because Scientology elders worried it looked bad to have a public figure delve so deeply into the religion and suddenly bolt. Kidman's alleged disillusionment with the faith would explain her friction with Cruise over Scientology, which many people close to the couple blame for their 2001 divorce. One major issue was whether the couple's two adopted children would be raised in the sci-fi-based religion — which seems to be happening. As we reported last week, 12-year-old Isabella Cruise has begun taking courses in the celeb-obsessed sect. A rep for Kidman did not return calls.

A shared enamor for Scientology -- I think we can all agree, an important trait in Tommy's eyes. (Do you think KatieKate calls him Tommy? Do you think Dakota calls him Tommy?) And lookie! Stuff for the kiddies! Get them in early, and they'll be levitating their way to OT V before you can say Dianetics!

Advice from a friend.

Listen to me, little girl:
Do not answer that phone.
Do not take those vitamins.
Put down the Scientology coloring book and come into the light.

2 Comments:

  • u need to watch what u say about Scientology.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:30 PM  

  • Anon: You're an idiot. I doubt the leaders at your local Scientology warehouse want Illiteral Igor making threats on their behalf.

    That's what they pay those RIDICULOUS retainer fees for, after all.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:04 AM  

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