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Thursday, July 21, 2005

in case you were wondering...


Maverick is not, and never has been, homosexual and has never had a homosexual affair. But he does respect the cock.

posted by Save Dakota Fanning! at 11:00 AM

3 Comments:

  • This is my favorite blog ever.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:08 AM  

  • You obviously aren't from Chicago where Tom's longtime (11 years)Asian airline sleepover buddy lives.
    See, it doesn't go over well with Scientology to be homosexual. Your "rating" is very low, and among the other low ratings; handicapped, perverted, disabled, Terri Schiavo, etc., whom Scientologists believe are simply living out their "karma" and should be allowed to be left to die. Eugenics.
    In order to keep their Tommy Boy groomed to attract as many oblivions as possible they cooked up this five year contract (with a clause that excludes any sex)with duh Katie.
    As of late, however, Katie has begun backpeddling saying that she wants to enjoy her engagement for awhile, while Tom started making Scientology wedding plans for next month,,,,why the bums rush, Tom???

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:01 AM  

  • Heh. "Bums rush."

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:55 AM  

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