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Thursday, August 25, 2005

Cruise Tries to Back Track

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Hollywood hunk Tom Cruise is incensed with a newspaper, after it published an article saying that the actor claimed, he was Shakespeare in his previous birth.

Maybe they jumped the gun on publication date.

No, sadly. Tom is claiming that the whole thing is false, that he was never Shakespeare. Which is good, since most likely, "Shakespeare" didn't write the plays. We're anxiously awaiting the press release where Cruise claims to have been Francis Bacon.


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