More Boring TC News

Cruise's Dutch Stalker. Only the Dutch, man.

Cruise Sends Sheild Gift Basket. Filled with vitamins, no doubt.

Join Scientology, Gain Super Powers. Ability to annoy whole country with single jump.

Kidman More Delusional Than Previously Thought. Still loves Cruise?

Tom Cruise Sucks At Movies. And life.

Tom Cruise Rules With Iron Fist. He may not have cut nudie scenes the first time, but he will now.

Most Sales From Current Movie Due To Scientologist. Many industry insiders have long speculated that stars make volume buys - especially on the first night - if they are concerned that a film might not meet expectations. Would Cruise fans at the church try this? In a word: Yes.

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