In Style Readers Can't Read

(Attempt To Read Article Here)

"Readers" of In Style accidently chose Tom Cruise and new fiancee Katie Holmes as the "sexiest couple," misreading the title as "sexlessiest couple."

Now, when I see the two of them, I think of lack of hetero sex, too, so I don't blame In Style's readership, but next time, folks, try to read more carefully.