So, no true baby pictures on Ellen this AM. According to celbrity_baby, all he did was draw hair on a photo of another newborn baby with a Sharpie. He drew in a full head of hair and emphasized the lips saying, she had "Kate's lips." Bah humbug on that one.

In other news, a Scientology higher-up is a slum lord. Tom doesn't know how to open a car door. George Lucas, proving there's no honor among midgets totally disses on cruise.